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Saturday, October 6, 2012

Your favourite character ever?


Question


Your favourite character ever?
A person in a book, who makes you feel like you want to be the same as herhim, a sort of idol. Or simply catches you by the unique personality.


Answer


Atticus Finch from to kill a mockingbird... he was such a powerful character, he had such a strong understanding of the world, and of what is right and wrong.brbrLee Scorsby from His Dark Materials he had so much humanity in him, and so much truth and love...he was the kind of character who you could REALLY feel what he was feeling when the narrator spoke of him... ie he was shot at one point, and the man was fleeing, but Lee thought it was unrighteous to shoot a man in the back brbrSirius Black from Harry Potter again, such a realistic character... he shows the struggle of being human, and being shut away from what you love... he was a messed up brcharacter at points, but he always had amazing morals he said my favorite quote quotIf you want to know what a man is like , look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.quotbrbrMrs. Coulter from His Dark Materials she is a memorable character. she is very clever and haunting. she is the evil of the story and so full of lies. but it is only at the very ending of the series that you understand who she really is, what she really lives for.brbrSamwise Gamgee from the lord of the rings he is the true hero of the story, he never once gave up, and his heart is always in the right place. he lived to be there for Frodo, who failed to see that much too often. and he was so hopeful, he always saw the light, always dreamed of a better future, of returning home, to peace.



Young adult fantasy novels?


Question


Young adult fantasy novels?
help...i need to find a book for my project...


Answer


If youre doing this for school Im guessing so..., then your teacher has probably read enough about Twilight. I love the book, also, but, if I were a teacher, Id want to murder Stephanie Meyer for making me read a billion quotI love Edward soooo muchquot essaysbrbrTo answer your question, it really depends on what you like. I, personally, loved reading anything by Madeleine LEngle. But, if you prefer something about romance and vampires, try quotThe Silver Kissquot by Annette Curtis Klause or ANYTHING by Amelia AtwaterRhodes. They are both amazing authors and their books are only about pages long, at most. Amelia AtwaterRhodes actually wrote several of her books when she was ...If youre thinking of Twilight, those would be fantastic alternatives. Hope you enjoy!



Young adult fantasy novels?


Question


Young adult fantasy novels?
help...i need to find a book for my project...


Answer


If youre doing this for school Im guessing so..., then your teacher has probably read enough about Twilight. I love the book, also, but, if I were a teacher, Id want to murder Stephanie Meyer for making me read a billion quotI love Edward soooo muchquot essaysbrbrTo answer your question, it really depends on what you like. I, personally, loved reading anything by Madeleine LEngle. But, if you prefer something about romance and vampires, try quotThe Silver Kissquot by Annette Curtis Klause or ANYTHING by Amelia AtwaterRhodes. They are both amazing authors and their books are only about pages long, at most. Amelia AtwaterRhodes actually wrote several of her books when she was ...If youre thinking of Twilight, those would be fantastic alternatives. Hope you enjoy!



You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?


Question


You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?
You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?


Answer


Ok Twilight is, I can honestly say the worst book I have ever readbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you too you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparklybrEdward You are the most perfect creature everbr pages and books laterbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparkly and now we have a mutant child together HORRAY!brOMFG its just them proliferating their love for each other for pages. And right at the end Smeyer is like JESUS CHRIST I NEED PLOT and throws some crap in.brbrOk Edward is not hot. He is a creepy stalker. he watches her sleep. He wont let her see her friends. He follows her around. He wont let her drive. He beats her up while theyre having sex. He gives her a csection with his teeth. Come on thats gross. Bella is disgusting, falling apart as soon as Edward leaves and only getting some semblance of togetherness back when she finds another guy to take Edwards place. PATHETIC.brbrIt seems only tween girls with half a brain enjoy twilight. Every single one of my friends hates Twilight. Thinks its absolutely ridiculous, the writing is terrible, the characters one dimensional and the plot cliche. Were . My sister, who is is in love with Twilight. So are all her friends. They get together and talk about it and how awesome it is and how much they love Edward and how they just wish Jacob would die. Basically Twilight is aimed for girls . brbrSmeyer writes likes shes swallowed a thesaurus and apparently doesnt know the meaning of Purple Prose. And she repeats the same phrases over and over and over again. Chagrin chagrin chagrin. STFU. Her books are riddled with plot holes and discrepancies. How can Edward, who has been dead for nearly years, have sperm, which is alive, and has the capability to father a child. Yeah makes awesome sense. And how can that child even exist. Its not scientifically possible for someone to have chromosomes. It results in down syndrome. Obviously the stupid mormon doesnt believe in proven scientific fact. Or just doesnt research her booksbrbrOk and every single character in Twilight is one dimensional. brBella Pathetic Mary SuebrEdward I love you Bella. And the oldest virgin everbrJacob annoying.brAnd thats it. Thats all the major characters. If you include like Emmett and Jasper and Alice. They dont even have personalities. Alice is just constantly jumping around quothorray i just had a vision that well all live happily ever afterquot.The best one, in my opinion is Rosalie. Or Jasper. In that movie he looked constipated the entire time. Did he even say anything?brbrI hate the way Bella is supposed to be an average girl, with faults. As far as I can tell her only fault is being quotclumsyquot which everyone seems to find endearing so isnt really a fault at all. And whats with her supposed to be average looking? yeah ok coz its not like every guy in the school wants to be in her pants apparently. At my high school all the guys went for the average girl, definitely. She looks basically the same as Stephenie meyer would look. Except kg lighter. Lol at her photoshopping her fatness away. But this girl is supposed to be a role model. She completely falls apart when Edward leaves her and only pulls herself back together when shes found another man to replace him. Its pathetic. She has no independence or goals. She just wants to be with Edward forever, regardless of the consequences to herself and everyone around her. brbrAnd EDWARD. Apparently the man of every girls dreams? Why because hes pretty. Hey maybe its just me but Id be a bit freaked out if my boyfriend started to sparkle. I love the fact that he hasnt got chisseled abs. Ive grown up learning that you love a person for who they are, not what they look like. Yet in relation to love, the only thing that Bella ever describes is Edwards looks. Great example for all the kids out there. You look at his personality and you realise hes a stalker. He follows her around, watches her sleep, wont let her see her friends, wont let her drive. He controls her completely and people find this romantic! During sex he beats her black and blue and again, his regret is seen as romantic. He gives her a csection with his teeth and again, oh so romantic, I would swoon if this happened to me.brbrStephen King, best selling author for decades said on Twilight and its comparison to Harry Potter brquotThe real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer cant write worth a darn,quot he said. quotShes not very good.quotbrbrbrAs for the movie and the actors. The movie was shocking. Seriously one of the most appalling movies Ive seen in my life and my friends who actually dont mind Twilight agree. The director was a lunatic, the special affects were terrible and it just looked tacky. Twilight was the best book in the series not that thats saying much so I can only imagine what New Moon will be like.brThe actors I really dont mind. Rpattz and Kstewart have both been rather vocal with their dislike of Twilight and the psycho fans. So hi five to them. I wouldnt know anything about the other actors. The guy who plays Jacob Taylor Lautner or something it butt ugly, but i always imagined him as ugly in the book so... and the guy who played Jasper! Pure classic. When we saw the movie my friends and I would burst out laughing every time Jasper came on screen. His face was just so hilarious. He was the best thing in that movie without a doubt. He looked constipated the entire time.



You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?


Question


You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?
You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?


Answer


Ok Twilight is, I can honestly say the worst book I have ever readbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you too you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparklybrEdward You are the most perfect creature everbr pages and books laterbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparkly and now we have a mutant child together HORRAY!brOMFG its just them proliferating their love for each other for pages. And right at the end Smeyer is like JESUS CHRIST I NEED PLOT and throws some crap in.brbrOk Edward is not hot. He is a creepy stalker. he watches her sleep. He wont let her see her friends. He follows her around. He wont let her drive. He beats her up while theyre having sex. He gives her a csection with his teeth. Come on thats gross. Bella is disgusting, falling apart as soon as Edward leaves and only getting some semblance of togetherness back when she finds another guy to take Edwards place. PATHETIC.brbrIt seems only tween girls with half a brain enjoy twilight. Every single one of my friends hates Twilight. Thinks its absolutely ridiculous, the writing is terrible, the characters one dimensional and the plot cliche. Were . My sister, who is is in love with Twilight. So are all her friends. They get together and talk about it and how awesome it is and how much they love Edward and how they just wish Jacob would die. Basically Twilight is aimed for girls . brbrSmeyer writes likes shes swallowed a thesaurus and apparently doesnt know the meaning of Purple Prose. And she repeats the same phrases over and over and over again. Chagrin chagrin chagrin. STFU. Her books are riddled with plot holes and discrepancies. How can Edward, who has been dead for nearly years, have sperm, which is alive, and has the capability to father a child. Yeah makes awesome sense. And how can that child even exist. Its not scientifically possible for someone to have chromosomes. It results in down syndrome. Obviously the stupid mormon doesnt believe in proven scientific fact. Or just doesnt research her booksbrbrOk and every single character in Twilight is one dimensional. brBella Pathetic Mary SuebrEdward I love you Bella. And the oldest virgin everbrJacob annoying.brAnd thats it. Thats all the major characters. If you include like Emmett and Jasper and Alice. They dont even have personalities. Alice is just constantly jumping around quothorray i just had a vision that well all live happily ever afterquot.The best one, in my opinion is Rosalie. Or Jasper. In that movie he looked constipated the entire time. Did he even say anything?brbrI hate the way Bella is supposed to be an average girl, with faults. As far as I can tell her only fault is being quotclumsyquot which everyone seems to find endearing so isnt really a fault at all. And whats with her supposed to be average looking? yeah ok coz its not like every guy in the school wants to be in her pants apparently. At my high school all the guys went for the average girl, definitely. She looks basically the same as Stephenie meyer would look. Except kg lighter. Lol at her photoshopping her fatness away. But this girl is supposed to be a role model. She completely falls apart when Edward leaves her and only pulls herself back together when shes found another man to replace him. Its pathetic. She has no independence or goals. She just wants to be with Edward forever, regardless of the consequences to herself and everyone around her. brbrAnd EDWARD. Apparently the man of every girls dreams? Why because hes pretty. Hey maybe its just me but Id be a bit freaked out if my boyfriend started to sparkle. I love the fact that he hasnt got chisseled abs. Ive grown up learning that you love a person for who they are, not what they look like. Yet in relation to love, the only thing that Bella ever describes is Edwards looks. Great example for all the kids out there. You look at his personality and you realise hes a stalker. He follows her around, watches her sleep, wont let her see her friends, wont let her drive. He controls her completely and people find this romantic! During sex he beats her black and blue and again, his regret is seen as romantic. He gives her a csection with his teeth and again, oh so romantic, I would swoon if this happened to me.brbrStephen King, best selling author for decades said on Twilight and its comparison to Harry Potter brquotThe real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer cant write worth a darn,quot he said. quotShes not very good.quotbrbrbrAs for the movie and the actors. The movie was shocking. Seriously one of the most appalling movies Ive seen in my life and my friends who actually dont mind Twilight agree. The director was a lunatic, the special affects were terrible and it just looked tacky. Twilight was the best book in the series not that thats saying much so I can only imagine what New Moon will be like.brThe actors I really dont mind. Rpattz and Kstewart have both been rather vocal with their dislike of Twilight and the psycho fans. So hi five to them. I wouldnt know anything about the other actors. The guy who plays Jacob Taylor Lautner or something it butt ugly, but i always imagined him as ugly in the book so... and the guy who played Jasper! Pure classic. When we saw the movie my friends and I would burst out laughing every time Jasper came on screen. His face was just so hilarious. He was the best thing in that movie without a doubt. He looked constipated the entire time.



You LOVE me...You LOVE me NOT... what would the last PETAL tell me?


Question


You LOVE me...You LOVE me NOT... what would the last PETAL tell me?
in Love, which do you trust more, CHANCE or DESTINY...


Answer


I trust destiny, chance is too chancy. I am determined to love, so I seldom get to the last petal, substituting quotYOU LOVE MEquot for any and all remaining petals since thats the outcome I want and will work for. Thats destiny.



You have to press one of two buttons, button A means of your countrymen die, button B means ....?


Question


You have to press one of two buttons, button A means of your countrymen die, button B means ....?
foreigners die. Which button do you press?


Answer


Button A



You have to pick one make a child cry or kick a puppy?


Question


You have to pick one make a child cry or kick a puppy?
Man, I cant even answer this question. Can you?


Answer


I choose make a child cry because I have done that many times as a preschool teacher. In training children to have self discipline and showing them how to keep from hurting others physicallyto use their words instead of physical violence. brbrThose little feelings would be hurt but a few minutes later the smile was turned upside down and the child had learned that the behavior I was trying to model was the best way to go. brbrUsually the child had done something that was hurtful to another child and the other child was crying already so two crying children led to two crying children learning somethingI wont allow anyone to get away with physical violence in my room and if a child is hurt by another, I will comfor the hurtee and punish the hurter.brbr Trusting an adult to never hurt you physically is a wonderful thing to have if you are a child.brbrAnd trusting a human is a great thing for an animal to have. brbrI would never consider kicking any animal and I have a problem stepping on ants. There is a cricket in my office and I keep looking for him because I dont want him to die. I would like to put him back outside so he can continue his journey.



You have . You are hungry and five miles from home, A meal will cost , a taxi the same. What do you do?


Question


You have . You are hungry and five miles from home, A meal will cost , a taxi the same. What do you do?
It is also raining, you are already cold, your stomach is empty and aches for food. The shops are shut and there is no food at home.


Answer


You call up a family member or a friend and see if they can pick you up and bring you to a hour convenience store and drop you off at home.....give them some gas money for their trouble and you have tackled both problems....



You have ,, But you can only buy one thing. What do you buy?


Question


You have ,, But you can only buy one thing. What do you buy?


Answer


the US presidency



You have ,, But you can only buy one thing. What do you buy?


Question


You have ,, But you can only buy one thing. What do you buy?


Answer


the US presidency



You can move in with SnowWhite and the Seven Dwarfs...rentfree...on one condition ?


Question


You can move in with SnowWhite and the Seven Dwarfs...rentfree...on one condition ?
You have to change your name to something just as silly as the ones theyre all stuck with!


Answer


Hi Hafwen I think Ill be nosey!



You are meeting God, Today....What will you two be doing together?


Question


You are meeting God, Today....What will you two be doing together?
What do you have planned for you and God to do today?


Answer


Wed split a six pack. Because quotBeer is proof that there is a God and he wants us to be happyquot Ben Franklin.brWed discuss the forgotten Golden Rule, and Gandhi.brThen we would watch American Idol or sports and laugh whenever somebody thanked God. brWed split bread and I would feed him a vegetarian meal to avoid serving him any of his living and breathing creations.brbrAs a send off, it would be a bow, a quick hug, and the highest hifive you have ever seen.



Youre a doctor, and you have patients, of them need transplants a heart, liver and kidney respectively


Question


Youre a doctor, and you have patients, of them need transplants a heart, liver and kidney respectively
If dont get these transplants immediately theyll die. The th patient is braindead. By some miracle, the braindead patient happens to be a perfect donor match for your other patients, so can save all their lives if you use his organs. Youre in a position to take patient off ventilation and, for whatever reason, there is zero percent change youll get caught. Do you kill patient to save the lives of the other ? If not, why?


Answer


Brain dead means dead. So yes I would.



Yet again, another Harry Potter true or false survey?


Question


Yet again, another Harry Potter true or false survey?
Please answer true or false of the following...


Answer


Bellatrix would of made a great mother if she had any kidsbrFALSE Although Im not sure she would be bad intentionally, if she had children with Rudolphus even, they would be hers, and pureblooded. So I doubt shed actually torture them with the cruciatus, or do any other sort of demented thing we normally associate with Bellatrix. She would probably try to raise them, to have her views on the world so already that would be a failed job right there. Also theres a possibility she might neglect them.brbrYou felt nervous for Harry and anyone else whenever Voldemort Showed upbrTRUE After all, if you take their respective skills into account ONLY, Harry would really last seconds. Lets face it Voldemort did more to destroy himself then Harry. PbrbrGoblet of fire scared you a bitbrFALSE! Its my favorite book, and the primary reason is BECAUSE, of the graveyard chapters. Thats the turning point where the series starts to get darker and as a consequence more interesting! The suspense of those chapters was amazing, its probably my favorite part in the series. It also one of the times when I liked Harry the most, since he had made the decision to no die while running away. It was almost funny since it was the first time, then it gets old on his part that he choose to, retaliate with the disarming charm, which is such a basic, spell you learn in your second year, to go up against one of the most powerful of wizards in the world.brbrWhen you read the part about snape killing Dumbledore you became speechless and shockedbrFALSE I knew to expect something like this, since the second chapter of HPB, when Snape made the unbreakable bow to Narcissa.brbrGinny Weasley is a BratbrFALSE Not really, I cant imagine anyone with six brothers, growing up spoiled. P She seems to have a bit of a temper sometimes though, shes a lot like her mother I think.brbrHarry is a bit too full of himselfbrTRUE!!! The fact that he always wants, to leave his friends in the dark, about what his plans are, is a form of arrogance. He thinks he can handle weight of the world on his own. Yet he wold be dead if not for his freinds, on countless occasions, and still it take nothing less then Hermione breaking down into tears, while recounting what she had to do to her parents to keep them safe, to get him to expect her and Rons help in his hunt for Horcruxes.brbrFudge was a better minister than ScrimgeourbrFALSE amp TRUE Hes a better peace time minister.brbrYou pity WormtailbrFALSE I like his character only a little better then Umbridges but that really isnt saying much is it? P



Yet again, another Harry Potter true or false survey?


Question


Yet again, another Harry Potter true or false survey?
Please answer true or false of the following...


Answer


Bellatrix would of made a great mother if she had any kidsbrFALSE Although Im not sure she would be bad intentionally, if she had children with Rudolphus even, they would be hers, and pureblooded. So I doubt shed actually torture them with the cruciatus, or do any other sort of demented thing we normally associate with Bellatrix. She would probably try to raise them, to have her views on the world so already that would be a failed job right there. Also theres a possibility she might neglect them.brbrYou felt nervous for Harry and anyone else whenever Voldemort Showed upbrTRUE After all, if you take their respective skills into account ONLY, Harry would really last seconds. Lets face it Voldemort did more to destroy himself then Harry. PbrbrGoblet of fire scared you a bitbrFALSE! Its my favorite book, and the primary reason is BECAUSE, of the graveyard chapters. Thats the turning point where the series starts to get darker and as a consequence more interesting! The suspense of those chapters was amazing, its probably my favorite part in the series. It also one of the times when I liked Harry the most, since he had made the decision to no die while running away. It was almost funny since it was the first time, then it gets old on his part that he choose to, retaliate with the disarming charm, which is such a basic, spell you learn in your second year, to go up against one of the most powerful of wizards in the world.brbrWhen you read the part about snape killing Dumbledore you became speechless and shockedbrFALSE I knew to expect something like this, since the second chapter of HPB, when Snape made the unbreakable bow to Narcissa.brbrGinny Weasley is a BratbrFALSE Not really, I cant imagine anyone with six brothers, growing up spoiled. P She seems to have a bit of a temper sometimes though, shes a lot like her mother I think.brbrHarry is a bit too full of himselfbrTRUE!!! The fact that he always wants, to leave his friends in the dark, about what his plans are, is a form of arrogance. He thinks he can handle weight of the world on his own. Yet he wold be dead if not for his freinds, on countless occasions, and still it take nothing less then Hermione breaking down into tears, while recounting what she had to do to her parents to keep them safe, to get him to expect her and Rons help in his hunt for Horcruxes.brbrFudge was a better minister than ScrimgeourbrFALSE amp TRUE Hes a better peace time minister.brbrYou pity WormtailbrFALSE I like his character only a little better then Umbridges but that really isnt saying much is it? P



Yes, I Killed Him, and It Felt Good!?


Question


Yes, I Killed Him, and It Felt Good!?
While sitting there on the couch last night I heard him again! Same as before, right outside my back door. As I jumped up and ran to the door I thought quotthis time Im gonna get him!quot. Sure enough, when I whipped open the back door, there he was! As I sprinted out the door in pursuit, he ran off across the patio. When I suddenly realized I had no shoes on, and he might get away, I grabbed the closest thing I could get my hands on, and nailed him with a patio chair. Dead cricket!


Answer


Dude you are a psycho maniac. You are going straight to hell.



Yes, I Killed Him, and It Felt Good!?


Question


Yes, I Killed Him, and It Felt Good!?
While sitting there on the couch last night I heard him again! Same as before, right outside my back door. As I jumped up and ran to the door I thought quotthis time Im gonna get him!quot. Sure enough, when I whipped open the back door, there he was! As I sprinted out the door in pursuit, he ran off across the patio. When I suddenly realized I had no shoes on, and he might get away, I grabbed the closest thing I could get my hands on, and nailed him with a patio chair. Dead cricket!


Answer


Dude you are a psycho maniac. You are going straight to hell.



Writing Portfolio? What should I use?


Question


Writing Portfolio? What should I use?
A binder? What kind?


Answer


If you truly want it to look professional, I would keep away from a typical threering binder. Putting holes in your work and certifications can be an annoying and long process and it just doesnt look very adult.brbrAt stores like Staples, they have quotpresentation bindersquot you can put your own cover on it or leave it plain, and it comes with a number of clear sheets inside that you can put your work in. They also come in a few different colors i.e, white, blue.brbrHeres an examplebrbrhttpwww.staples.comofficesuppliespabrbrMake sure that you use good quality paper of a light color, if you can.brbrAs for what to put inside a strong example of your preferred genre of writing, some examples of the other work you do, and a good amount of material, so that the person or people viewing your portfolio can get a good idea of your style.brbrHope that helps.



Writing a quotcleanquot sex scene?


Question


Writing a quotcleanquot sex scene?
Im writing a short story about a young couple and I know I want them to have sex, its kinda the main plot if you will. Ive never written one before, but Ive read a few. Im not a fan of graphic scences so how would you recommend I go about it?


Answer


Ahh, clean sex scenes. My favourite.brbrJust black them out. Despite me being hugely AntiTwilight, its a perfect example for a blackout sex scene.brbrIts kind of like a timeskip. You dont actually DESCRIBE the sex. Sophie Kinsella is also good at blackout sex scenes. Its mostly something like this heres one Im just making up at the top of my headbrbrHe grabbed her arms and pulled her towards him, and at the contact of their skin, a mixture of emotions shot straight into her system desire, lust, and excitement. Everywhere he touched she felt a sizzling burning feeling, and her breath kept coming in shorter as more seconds ticked by. From the way his hands were moving, it was pretty easy to tell that their desires were mutual.brbrHe reached up and pulled her deeper into the covers with him, into a neverending abyss of pleasure and desire.brbrbrbrthats the best youll get from me at this timebrbrThen after that, end the chapter section whatever. Start new, after the sex. Show them waking up in bed together, whatever. BUT its crucial you end the scene with some sort of catchy line or whatever. In my sex blackout scenes, I never actually use any sexrelated terms. Its all about implying and reading between the lines. Hint VERY STRONGLY so its obvious theyre gonna have sex, but dont actually say quottheyre gonna have sexquot. Dont use sex terms, or actions, or whatever. Describing the feelings during the situation are important. Very.brbrNow heres an example followup to that scene above again, writing from the top of my headbrbrShe woke up the next morning cuddled against his bare chest, feeling nothing but bliss and satisfaction. The mattress felt soft and endearing under her body, but she felt laying against his stiff frame and using his arm as a pillow was much more comfortable and preferable.brbrblah blah blah...ltinsert vague remarks to sex from last nightgtbrbrbrbrYea, thats about it. I find writing clean sex scenes amazingly easier, and trust me, blacking out is much more preferable in many situations to having the actual sex scene there to read. Just... let the readers imagination flow. Give them the nice blackout in between.brbrGood luck, love. Im sure youll do fine.