You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?

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You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?
You LOVE or HATE Twilight ?

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Ok Twilight is, I can honestly say the worst book I have ever readbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you too you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparklybrEdward You are the most perfect creature everbr pages and books laterbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparkly and now we have a mutant child together HORRAY!brOMFG its just them proliferating their love for each other for pages. And right at the end Smeyer is like JESUS CHRIST I NEED PLOT and throws some crap in.brbrOk Edward is not hot. He is a creepy stalker. he watches her sleep. He wont let her see her friends. He follows her around. He wont let her drive. He beats her up while theyre having sex. He gives her a csection with his teeth. Come on thats gross. Bella is disgusting, falling apart as soon as Edward leaves and only getting some semblance of togetherness back when she finds another guy to take Edwards place. PATHETIC.brbrIt seems only tween girls with half a brain enjoy twilight. Every single one of my friends hates Twilight. Thinks its absolutely ridiculous, the writing is terrible, the characters one dimensional and the plot cliche. Were . My sister, who is is in love with Twilight. So are all her friends. They get together and talk about it and how awesome it is and how much they love Edward and how they just wish Jacob would die. Basically Twilight is aimed for girls . brbrSmeyer writes likes shes swallowed a thesaurus and apparently doesnt know the meaning of Purple Prose. And she repeats the same phrases over and over and over again. Chagrin chagrin chagrin. STFU. Her books are riddled with plot holes and discrepancies. How can Edward, who has been dead for nearly years, have sperm, which is alive, and has the capability to father a child. Yeah makes awesome sense. And how can that child even exist. Its not scientifically possible for someone to have chromosomes. It results in down syndrome. Obviously the stupid mormon doesnt believe in proven scientific fact. Or just doesnt research her booksbrbrOk and every single character in Twilight is one dimensional. brBella Pathetic Mary SuebrEdward I love you Bella. And the oldest virgin everbrJacob annoying.brAnd thats it. Thats all the major characters. If you include like Emmett and Jasper and Alice. They dont even have personalities. Alice is just constantly jumping around quothorray i just had a vision that well all live happily ever afterquot.The best one, in my opinion is Rosalie. Or Jasper. In that movie he looked constipated the entire time. Did he even say anything?brbrI hate the way Bella is supposed to be an average girl, with faults. As far as I can tell her only fault is being quotclumsyquot which everyone seems to find endearing so isnt really a fault at all. And whats with her supposed to be average looking? yeah ok coz its not like every guy in the school wants to be in her pants apparently. At my high school all the guys went for the average girl, definitely. She looks basically the same as Stephenie meyer would look. Except kg lighter. Lol at her photoshopping her fatness away. But this girl is supposed to be a role model. She completely falls apart when Edward leaves her and only pulls herself back together when shes found another man to replace him. Its pathetic. She has no independence or goals. She just wants to be with Edward forever, regardless of the consequences to herself and everyone around her. brbrAnd EDWARD. Apparently the man of every girls dreams? Why because hes pretty. Hey maybe its just me but Id be a bit freaked out if my boyfriend started to sparkle. I love the fact that he hasnt got chisseled abs. Ive grown up learning that you love a person for who they are, not what they look like. Yet in relation to love, the only thing that Bella ever describes is Edwards looks. Great example for all the kids out there. You look at his personality and you realise hes a stalker. He follows her around, watches her sleep, wont let her see her friends, wont let her drive. He controls her completely and people find this romantic! During sex he beats her black and blue and again, his regret is seen as romantic. He gives her a csection with his teeth and again, oh so romantic, I would swoon if this happened to me.brbrStephen King, best selling author for decades said on Twilight and its comparison to Harry Potter brquotThe real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer cant write worth a darn,quot he said. quotShes not very good.quotbrbrbrAs for the movie and the actors. The movie was shocking. Seriously one of the most appalling movies Ive seen in my life and my friends who actually dont mind Twilight agree. The director was a lunatic, the special affects were terrible and it just looked tacky. Twilight was the best book in the series not that thats saying much so I can only imagine what New Moon will be like.brThe actors I really dont mind. Rpattz and Kstewart have both been rather vocal with their dislike of Twilight and the psycho fans. So hi five to them. I wouldnt know anything about the other actors. The guy who plays Jacob Taylor Lautner or something it butt ugly, but i always imagined him as ugly in the book so... and the guy who played Jasper! Pure classic. When we saw the movie my friends and I would burst out laughing every time Jasper came on screen. His face was just so hilarious. He was the best thing in that movie without a doubt. He looked constipated the entire time.