Random Harry Potter Questions? ?

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Random Harry Potter Questions? ?
Whos your nd favorite Dursley?

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First of all forgive me I said this is the first thing Id attend to as soon as a logged in but....I was distracted by some nonsense. Either way its not the first time I tell a lie I suppose.....PbrbrDudley, because of the change, I like characters who under go a transformation. e.i Neville Longbottom My favorite is Petunia.brbrI have no use for either, but I suppose I would take the Skiving Snackboxes....They might be of use to Draco...in preforming a task I have set him out to do.brbrObviously, like the those who belong to my inner circle, I would much rather dedicate my life changing the world for the better, by eradicating those unwanted elements...I would have not constructed the Dark Mark, if I did not intend for the commitment to be a life long affair...All those who choose to remain loyal, to Lord Voldemort shall be rewarded and honored above all others, will be privy to secrets of the Dark Arts that I alone know....and most importantly will not be forced to endure, the torture of having their eyes assaulted with an unnatural excess of pink each and every day.....To think that some would accuse me of cruelty, at least a Death Eater must prove insolent before they are punished! PbrbrI am surprised now one ever asked me this before...Naturally I prefer to be referred to as the Dark Lord, it is the respectable title I deserve....However I would not except those fools who appose me to oblige. I find both quotYouknowwhoquot and quotHewhomustnotbeNamedquot to be rather amusing both phrases please me greatly they are an affirmation of my success. I had dreamed long ago of the day when even my name would be feared to be spoken...Its difficult really to pick a favorite amongst the two, but I suppose Im more partial to quotYouKnowWhoquot. Why? Simply because its such a vague phrase, that the very thought of someone saying quotYou know whoquot in a conversation and all immediately knowing they speak of none other then myself brings me tremendous pleasure! Also it was the first, quotHeWhoMustNotBeNamedquot was simply a more formal adaptation used by the Ministry and, the media..brbrDementors, inferi have a few practical applications, they are excellent for guarding things of value, as well providing the enemy with a diversion. However dementors make invaluable allies. They are a near perfect army, feeding off the despair and hopelessness of your enemy, increasing it with their mere presence, there may be a relatively simple charm to destroy them, but dementors have an unbelievable rate of multiplication! They are also quite cooperative, and willing to follow orders so long as, your goals meet their interest. I for one have, a way with them....PbrbrI dont see, how that would be possible Dee Dee, despite his luck having aided him in thwarting me on multiple occasions....he lacks the skills or intellect to pull that off successfully. You say quotjust found outquot as if to suggest that I would have gone a long period of time without knowing. I always keep my wand close he would have to disarm me to take it,.....Hypothetically speaking however I suppose he would do me a favor...I would borrow a wand from one of my Death Eaters, and retrieve my wand from his corpse. high pitch laugh